AISubs v3.7
- I hope you don't hate me for this. - It's okay, it's okay.
- My butt is touching your butt. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Your hair looks good. - Your hair is long.
- Wait. - How long do you have left?
- You have 15 seconds left. - My hair is longer than a man's.
- Whoa! - But today...
- Your boobs are showing. - Wait!
- Whoa!
- Your hair is really long. - Wait.
- Whoa, wait.
- Your legs look like muscles. - Wait!
- This is scary. All of a sudden... - Wait.
- Is this okay? - Take off your eye masks.
Ready, set...
- ZERO-S TV has started! - Yay!
- Hello, I'm Miracle. And... - Hi, I'm Angela May.
- And... - Hi, I'm Himotsuki Maya.
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
- The reason we invited you two is... - Yes.
- There's a reason we invited you two. - Yes.
- How many years have you been working in the office? - This year has been almost a year for me.
- I was working here for the past 100 years. - That's good.
- I'm working in this office for the past 6 months. - No, that's not true.
- You're working a little longer. - I've been working here for 7 years.
- I started working here 10 months ago when I turned 20 years old. - Right.
- I'm 26 now. - Wait, this year is going to be different.
- I wonder if this year will be any different. - Has anything like this happened before?
- I wonder if this year will be any different. - What do you think?
- I mean, when you were here... - Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We've been doing this for 5 or 6 years.
I think it's pretty old-fashioned.
I've prepared a project for you two.
What is it?
You'll point at one of the members with your index finger and guess who it is.
With your index finger?
Yes.
It's not a hand, is it?
It's like this, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If it's this, you know who it is, don't you?
No, it's a little...
I quit because it's like this.
This is it.
You quit because it's like this, didn't you?
You have big hands, don't you?
That's right.
Don't do it. It's really scary.
We'll have you put on make-up.
There are three 01 members who will come now.
We'll have you come one by one.
We'll have you move your body like this.
And we'll let you know who we are.
Isn't it quite difficult to introduce ourselves?
Well, you know who we are, don't you?
When you say you're here, you know who we are, don't you?
You know who we are if you touch here, don't you?
That's right.
But you can't say who we are.
You can't say who we are.
You can't say who we are, can you?
I'm sure some of the members will say that this part is a little big.
That's right.
You can't say who we are if you have big hands and big hands.
We'll have you come one by one and let you know who we are.
I got it.
Isn't it scary?
Your height and...
It's important.
Your hair and...
Your body and hands and butt.
From top to bottom?
From top to bottom.
From bottom to top.
I'll go from bottom.
I'll go from top.
Before we start, let's have you stand in line.
Let's do it like that.
Stand in line and get ready.
Stand in line? OK.
Let's do it like that.
OK, let's have you stand in line and do it one by one.
One by one.
Wait, we're talking differently.
No, we're not.
We're talking differently.
No, we're not.
We'll do it seriously.
Seriously.
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In front of you.
I can feel it.
This way.
OK.
OK, we're here.
Let's have you stand in line.
Stand in line?
Where is it?
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me yet.
Stand in line.
Here?
The bottom is here.
The top is there.
Is it OK?
Yes.
Make sure you get it right.
OK.
Ready, set, go!
Her face.
Her hair is so smooth.
I got it. I don't know.
Her hair is so smooth.
Her height is taller than me.
Her hair is not moving.
Wait, her boobs are out.
Hello!
What is this?
So cute! 15 seconds!
Her hair is sticking out.
Do you like it?
It's fun!
20 seconds left!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to touch it once.
Oh, it's serious.
3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
You got it, right?
Yes.
I got it.
Talk to me.
I got it.
What is it?
First of all, her hair is very long.
It's long.
Smooth.
Her legs are sticking out.
And her legs...
They are double-folded.
They are definitely double-folded.
Yes, they are definitely double-folded.
And her boobs are sticking out.
And her special feature is...
Her lips are up.
Did you touch her face?
I touched her face.
I touched her lips.
It's been a while, right?
Yes.
And her height...
Her height is quite tall, but...
If she's taller than me, that means...
She'll be squeezed.
That's right.
You two...
Give me your answers!
3, 2, 1...
Naomi!
Please take off your blindfolds!
Go ahead!
She took it off.
It's so weird.
I came from here, but it's so weird.
The back is quite long, isn't it?
Yes, it's long.
I didn't think it would be exposed so soon.
It's a service problem.
The back lip is easy to see.
I want you to see the side.
The back lip is like this.
Anzhi touched my lip and closed it for me.
I'm wearing an eye mask, so I thought I'd kiss you.
It's weird.
- I can hear footsteps. - We're here, 01 members.
- I can hear footsteps. - Where are you? - You're diagonally...
- Mea is on the left, right? - This way, right? - Yes, yes.
- What's this? - Ange is already here. - Oh, look.
- Are you ready? - It smells like something I've smelled before. - Are you ready?
- Yes.
- Then, try to guess it in one minute! - One minute?
- You can do it! - Isn't it too late? - Yay!
No, no. That's Ange. That's Ange.
- What's this? - That's Ange.
- That's Ange.
- How tall is she? - Wait, is she tall?
- How tall is she? - Isn't she a little short?
- She's sticking out.
- Do you know where she is? - I don't know.
- Do you hate me now? - It's okay.
- I'm touching her butt. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Her belly is thin. - It's thin.
- How is it? - Wait...
- Thank you for not touching that area. - I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- It's here, right? - Oh, is it here?
- 15 seconds left! - Who is it?
- Are you okay? - Who is it?
- You can write down most of the time. - Miss Kirino.
- 7 seconds! - But it smells like something I've smelled before.
- This! - Miss Kirino?
- Can you give me a little more? - Yeah.
- Can you give me a little more? - Yeah, like "can you give me a little more?"
- Like "can you give me a little more?" - Like "can you give me a little more?"
- It's actually not that bad.
- No! It's really... - A little more...
- Okay, let's look at it a little more. - Okay.
- One minute left! - Can you give me one more minute?
- Yes, please!
- Ready, set, go! - Ready, set, go!
- Wait, where did it go? - Sorry!
- Wait, where is it? - It's here, it's here.
- Is it blue? - It's about time for your hair.
- Your hair is long. - My hair is long?
- Yeah, Miss Seima's hair is long. - Okay.
- But it's kind of straight.
- I feel like it's always curled up. - Okay.
- Oh, wait. - You have bangs.
- I don't have bangs!
- It's been a while. - Yeah.
- You have a nice nose. - Yeah.
- If I say this with my nose, I smell like Malpy. - The smell!
- If this wasn't Malpy, I'd be like... - Wait!
- But Malpy... - One!
- 5 seconds! 4! 3! 2! 1! - I don't remember!
- Time's up! - Wait, but...
- 30 seconds left. - Yeah.
- I have one more candidate. - What is it?
- You have a thin body.
- I want to see your tits. - But you have a nice body.
- My tits are... - Well, your boobs.
- Yeah, my previous boobs. - Oh, your previous boobs.
- 30 seconds left. - Okay, so 10 seconds left.
- Okay, 10 seconds! - Okay, last one!
- It's the last one. You two decide who it is. - Who is it?
- Is it okay? - 10 seconds!
- Let's go! - Okay!
- Ready... Start! - Please cooperate with me.
- Okay.
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
- Have you met her? - Yes, I have.
But this may be the first time we work together.
- What?! - I'm sure you're talented.
- See? - What did you say?
I don't think I've worked with you before.
Then it's not "may be."
- "May be." - Can I? Can I?
- Something like that. - Was it this long?
- Yeah. - Can I?
Then you two, please answer!
- One, two... - Marubi!
Then, please open your eyes!
- Please! - You're wrong!
- Semine! - I'm really sorry!
- I didn't think it was you!
- I treated you so poorly! - Me too!
I've probably only greeted you at work, but you touched me so much!
I thought it'd be really hard.
Your hair and all.
How was it?
I was nervous.
I didn't know where you'd touch me.
That's right.
And you can't make a sound.
Yeah, you can't make a sound or you'll get caught.
I didn't make a sound.
You didn't?
It was hard.
I'm starting to feel nauseous.
Look at me.
I'm starting to feel nauseous.
Give me a lot of hints.
Like, "Your butt is soft."
This is hard.
Your butt is soft.
Remember this.
Your hands are soft, too.
Why? Why did you touch me again?
I'm a segura.
I want to touch you.
I'm sorry.
I don't have any rights.
You have one minute.
Please!
Start!
Your head is up.
Your hair is really short.
Wait.
Your navel is...
I'm scared!
All of a sudden...
Can you tell?
Your hands are soft!
Wait.
Your boobs...
They're soft.
Wait.
But these are boobs.
I'm sorry if you're a girl.
Wait! Your legs are so muscular!
They're muscles!
You're a man!
I'm sorry if you're a girl!
Wait!
Wait! It's spinning!
You have ten seconds!
You're slow!
Your hair is really short!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
Wait!
I don't know you!
I'm sorry, but...
Who are you?
I really don't know you.
You're a comedian, right?
What?
You're an actor, so you're funny.
An actor?
You're wearing something like a jacket.
A shirt. Probably a shirt.
A famous...
Well, you're probably a famous person, right?
Kenji Sakaguchi.
Ah, Kenji Sakaguchi.
Let's go with Kenji Sakaguchi.
Please take off your eye masks at the same time.
I'll say "ready", okay?
Okay.
Ready...
Huh? Who is it?
Unfortunately, it's Nishikado!
Who is it?
Who?
Thank you very much!
So, this time...
It was a prank!
Huh? What kind of prank?
So, I said that I saw you in "Zemchir Park".
And I made you meet a man you really don't know.
What was I supposed to do?
Nishikado...
He's an actor.
He's been in a lot of things.
Um, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
By the way, I didn't know either.
I'm sorry!
Thank you both for today!
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